Internet’s Worst Songs for a Coffee Shop

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After a post went viral on social media, the internet discussed which songs they would never want to hear in a cafe.

Taken to Reddit’s “Antiwork” forum, someone with the username u/DaFunkJunkie shared a screenshot of a tweet that read, “My boss denied me a raise before my shift today what is the music you never wanted to hear in a café? The user captioned his post with, “Love this energy.”

For baristas, the average amount of money they make per hour in the United States is around $13, according to Indeed.com.

With over 90,000 upvotes and 9,000 comments, Redditors discussed their responses in the comments section.

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“Kids Bop versions of songs like ‘WAP’ where almost the entire song is censored and it’s in an annoying child’s voice,” u/Breatheofari received 5,000 upvotes for their comment.

“I was going to recommend a specific kids bop song that I hate but remembered I hated them all,” u/villager47 replied.

U/wbrd also responded to Kidz Bop’s comment, “My kids loved the kid bop version of ‘Pain’. Then they found the Lil Wayne version.”

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The internet is discussing songs they wouldn’t want to hear in a cafe in a new viral Reddit post.
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“So it’s early May Christmas music,” u/NonbinaryGaster wrote, receiving 10,000 upvotes on their comment.

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“Christmas music, but one of those auto tune cat/dog albums. So instead of jingle bells it’s Meow meow meow Bark bark bark Meow meow bark bark WOOF,” said u/Daffodil_Peony_Rose.

“Vintage chipmunk Christmas music,” u/traypo said.

U/Thatguy468 wrote, “I still have the music program password for a hotel I used to work at. The owners and management were so awful that after I quit I randomly played it on the Christmas music channel on Friday nights.

“Two years later I met a girl who was still working there and when I told her she almost died laughing. Apparently no one could figure out why this was happening and never thought of change login credentials. I really should check and see if that login credentials have been changed,” they continued.

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“‘Baby Shark’ on a loop,” u/JericIV wrote.

“‘Cotton Eyed Joe’ on loop,” u/Templar388z

“Rage Against The Machine. All day. Loud,” exclaimed u/ScamLikely336.

U/AMay101 added, “Play cupcakke. LMAO, watch how fast people leave discomfort.”

“Polka. Non-stop polka,” u/mistersynthesisr added.

“Nickelback was designed for this moment,” said u/bk15dcx.

“Hollywood Undead, especially their old stuff,” u/PsychoSquid wrote.

U/mokeshields808 shared: “‘B**ch Better Have My Money by Rihanna.'”

“What’s up Tom Jones Pussycat on repeat,” said u/thatoneguy88.

“With a single ‘It’s Not Unusual’ launched in the middle,” u/jamie_x_passion replied.

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